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In short: ... Sure.

That wasn't all that bad.

Great compliment, I know. Sorry, I'm terrible at them. Let me try again:

That didn't suck.

DAMMIT.

Well, regardless... I actually did laugh at this. Well... Not laugh. More like chuckle. I chuckled at your animation. I chuckled at the premise. But what I did no chuckle over was your voice acting.

You sir, do not have a finely tuned voice for acting as multiple characters. At least... not yet. It's far too obvious you V/Acted for all characters, which takes away from the "realism"/"believeablility" (haha I know ironic or whatever) of this flash. There is an entire forum dedicated to finding voice actors for your flashes. I highly suggest you go there.

Also: Just give him the fucking iron helmet. It's like the trademark symbol of Skyrim right now, and people respond to that kind of shit. Hint: The general public is fucking stupid and anything you can do to help take the stress of their little brains understanding what they're looking at on the screen will be appreciated by their minds' subconscious.

I can almost honestly 100% say you could have gotten many more ratings and possibly "Today's Best" if you had only put on the stupid fucking helmet.

Noice

Ignore the person below me. It was a damn good animation, and was humorous to boot. And you're not "late to the Skyrim party".

Skyrim will be relevant for years to come. No one person can really decide whether or not the topic as a whole as reached it age limit. It's subjective.

And my personal tastes are satisfied by this flash. Great fucking job!

Your friend and possibly distant relative, Burn Seven Toast.

LOL

Dude, the entire Christmas tree to the face made me spew coffee out my nose.

Goremaster's eyes spreading further and further apart is genius. The more enraged he becomes the more derptastic he gets! He's got RETARD STRENGTH!

Amazing as usual, you seriously gotta get yourself a regularly-running series somewhere man. Earn that dough through your love for the GORE!

MASTER!

(Christmas can go to Hell for all I care)

High Goddamn Five

Very nostalgic, I actually lol'd.

What you should have is a button you press that changes all of the buttons to links to remixes of each song in the Audio Portal. That would be way cool. Plus you'd score bonus points with the AP people.

Ridiculous.

This is incredibly amazing. I just totally had my mind blown by the sheer scale of how things are, thanks so much for showing me this.

PS: I just thought about it, and I think you should add the US Metric system in there because some people might be too retarded to understand just exactly how fucking tiny a 0.0000000001 of a Meter really is.

Oh. My. Balls.

They're gone.

2:28. That was it. That's what did it for me. That's what transformed this song from casual background listening to being the center of my attention. That's quite an accomplishment for someone with ADD like mine. This song just became my new god.

This whole thing. Is just. ... It just...

I don't even have WORDS right now, man! I usually try to make my reviews useful and possibly even insightful but... I can't. Not this time. There is nothing I can say about this song that would be enough praise, nothing that I could suggest that would make it any more interesting and amazing. There is not one single word in the English language that I could use to summarize this song.

Oh wait. Lets try: Monolithic. This song is Monolithic, and if this doesn't inspire a new generation of Rock Gods then there truly is no more hope left for humanity.

(Prototype 9? If you end up making a 10, I humbly request a .FLAC file so I can fap to it nightly. )

Niiice :)

This definitely makes me think of Metallica when I'm listening to it. Maybe that's also just your name >.>

Second half really is pretty bomb, but the entire song as a whole is really badass. I really enjoyed your rhythm riffage, your solos (while definitely not perfect) aren't afraid to take center stage and your drums drive the power of this Metal Force.

Good luck in the MAC, dude! Hope you keep on tearing it up! :D

That was fairly sick, my good sir. You have a good tone in your voice, and your flow is powerful yet smooth as silk. Like a tornado of bedsheets. Or some shit like that.

Anyway, for this being your first mixtape, this ain't bad at all. I'm really not an R&B kind of guy, I'm mostly a metalhead. But this would make a believer outta me :D

OMGawd! It's all cyute and stuff!

Haha... But seriously. Your coloring seems to be improving quite a bit. I can tell you probably spent quite a while on this one. It shows ;D

I think you should totally do this for each scout. Do Neptune next. Neptune was freakin' sexy as hell >:3

You know, I always did like this one.

It kind of reminds me of you, in some weird way. A lone bulbasaur, tending with loving care to some pretty little flowers in a secluded garden. It's serene and beautiful... It's just kind of symbolic, I suppose.

Regardless... It's a damn good drawing, and I wish you'd add a few more to the small collection you've accumulated here.

Forever and Never, Burn7

Hey, that's pretty sick dude ;D

You're a much better artist than myself. I honestly wish I could trade my musicwriting ability for drawing skills some days :/

If I could make a suggestion though: Try not using lined paper because it looks kinda weird :D haha :P