Burn7's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[NuSexy-Metaljonus]

Holy christ, I forgot how much I love your riffs and tunage man.

Your drums are beautiful, your guitar tones are epic as balls, your tags are excellent, your solos make me weep tears of blood, your rhythms are like miniature masterpieces of timing and execution.

If you ever stop writing music, I will seriously come find where you live and gorrilla glue a guitar and pick to your body so you have no choice. Because there is NO reason on this planet for someone such as you to ever stop being so fucking excellent.

Professor Chaos Reigns.

Metaljonus responds:

LOL! You're funny dude! I'm not going anywhere. I can promise you that! I've been wanting to redo PC for a while. Maybe i'll get around to it. Thanks for listening dude!

[Kawaii VA Shit]

Well that's one fucking way to break into the voice acting world.

The other would involve whatever is happening 30 seconds in. A lot. Like 8 times a day.

[FS: Hegira]

Holy fucking fuck, it's so harmonious.

I don't know what "BreatheLeoda" is talking about, KEEP the drums. Fuck, make them MORE real-sounding, they're excellent. Samples are entirely personal preference. You can't please everyone with your drums no matter what you do... But they fit right in with the synth composition which is, while not "traditional", varied and functional. I agree that a bit of 'verb and maybe a light (or heavy) chorus-effect on a few of the instruments could go a long way.

I feel like the thing I like most about this is the actual composition of the piece. The note selection in relation to melodies and rhythmic moving dynamics... I don't know if that makes sense but it's staggeringly shmexy. I'm sure this took quite a bit to put together, so I downloaded it as a token of appreciation for this being a freakishly cool work.

FairSquare responds:

Thanks man! And yeah.. i like composing more than all that mixing and mastering stuff :p
I'm glad you like the drums. I do too.
But really, thanks for the feedback, i appreciate it!

[Minding your P's and Q's]

Well, it's official.

You're a piratey, guitar-toting badass. If I ever have the chance to fill a solo with a guest spot, you're number 1 on my list. I know you've probably heard this before, but this song made my penis cry tears of milky ecstasy. Then those tears became a river, then an ocean, and the only thing left afloat over the entirety of this world was a single man, a man with a mean face and a sick rhythm hand.

That man, was you.

RobSoundtrack responds:

Wow man wow
Thanks so much for the really nice words!!
Call upon me any time! You might get a phone call as well.

[Defy the Faith]

Oh. My. Balls.

They're gone.

2:28. That was it. That's what did it for me. That's what transformed this song from casual background listening to being the center of my attention. That's quite an accomplishment for someone with ADD like mine. This song just became my new god.

This whole thing. Is just. ... It just...

I don't even have WORDS right now, man! I usually try to make my reviews useful and possibly even insightful but... I can't. Not this time. There is nothing I can say about this song that would be enough praise, nothing that I could suggest that would make it any more interesting and amazing. There is not one single word in the English language that I could use to summarize this song.

Oh wait. Lets try: Monolithic. This song is Monolithic, and if this doesn't inspire a new generation of Rock Gods then there truly is no more hope left for humanity.

(Prototype 9? If you end up making a 10, I humbly request a .FLAC file so I can fap to it nightly. )

[Metal Force]

Niiice :)

This definitely makes me think of Metallica when I'm listening to it. Maybe that's also just your name >.>

Second half really is pretty bomb, but the entire song as a whole is really badass. I really enjoyed your rhythm riffage, your solos (while definitely not perfect) aren't afraid to take center stage and your drums drive the power of this Metal Force.

Good luck in the MAC, dude! Hope you keep on tearing it up! :D

Metallica1136 responds:

Haha, to be honest, the chorus was inspired by The Four Horsemen. Yeah, the second half I put a lot of effort into writing. Thanks for your kind review! I usually just freestyle some hammett style solos on most of my songs haha. And yeah, the Steven Slate drums are amazing. I highly recommend them for both metal and rock.

Thanks man! I appreciate your good luck wish. i hope I make it in the contest :D

[big money]

That was fairly sick, my good sir. You have a good tone in your voice, and your flow is powerful yet smooth as silk. Like a tornado of bedsheets. Or some shit like that.

Anyway, for this being your first mixtape, this ain't bad at all. I'm really not an R&B kind of guy, I'm mostly a metalhead. But this would make a believer outta me :D

mrray06 responds:

thanx man i'll b posting more songs check em out and give me sum more feedback

[Come at me, foul reptile!]

Hot damn. This was AWESOME. I loved your riffage, I loved your progression, I loved ALL of it. (Except the mixing but that's because I'm a prude fuck, and I can look past that stuff when a song is THIS badass)

I think you have a real chance at dominating this MAC dude :3 Seriously, this was killer. I just kinda wished it had an excellently awesome solo section in there somewhere. If that was the case I might have just thrown in the towel and admitted defeat at the hands of your badass frettage.

[I'm a Rapcore]

Pure Excellency

Yes. Just yes. To all of this.

I love the song itself, it's pretty damn good. But your lyrics are really the thing that makes this song excellent. They're satirical, ridiculous, and perfect.

I'm glad I decided to check out your stuff today :3

My only question would be: How come you classify all your stuff as "Punk"? It seems like it's a little more Heavy Metal to me. But hey, it's your song, classify it as you will!

[Dragonzball P]

Just fyi

I consider it an achievement that my song beat yours out for Best of the Week. Sorry dude, but I kind of have to. I mean... you write hilarious (sometimes) flashes and I still got above you.

But... After listening to this song, really... Man you could take an extraordinary loud shit with your microphone in the bathroom and get top 5. You must actually have laughed when you noticed this got Best of the Week. I know you've got a sense of irony (Not to be confused with the Hipster's skewed retarded understanding of what Irony truly is) and understand that tons of fucking people here on the Audio Portal work their asses off for their music. And then you beat all of them out with a kazoo.

I will admit that you've written some killer tunes before, and the melodies actually make sense and whatever, but... dude. Kazoos. Beating all the rest of the music on Newgrounds from this week.

So yeah, that's my 2 cents that you'll read, probably chuckle inwardly, consider responding and think of something, decide it's not interesting enough for an entire response, then move on to the next review that gives you a 10 and contains no real reason within the review itself.

(Lots of alcohol made this review possible. Thank you, Lord Sir Vodka and your sidekick, Just Regular Fucking Beer)

Oney responds:

1: you are far up your own ass
2: i know people work hard on their music, i did not know this would get best of the week, nor do i give a shit
3: the users vote, not me
4: i didn't inwardly chuckle, i asked myself how people can be so stupid and far up their own ass
5: i read all negative reviews first, i practically ignore the 10s. assume you know me, make yourself look like a retard